May. 10, 2010
Bisquey Business
When I asked Stacy how his Lobster Bisque tasted, he replied, “Bisquey.” I went on to create an entire menu for my Tom Cruise themed soup restaurant.
Bisquey Business Menu
Miso: Impossible
Top Gumbo
Minestrone Report
Clamtail
Jerry Mulligatawny
Interview with a Vichyssoise
Days of Tomato
Egg Drop Open
The Lentil Samurai
A Few Goulash Men
Wontom Soup
Borscht on the Fourth of July
Desserts
Vanilla Pie
The Cookie of Money
All the Right Mousse
Admittedly, the theme may be a bit too specific, I say the menu is brilliant. Brilliant, I say!
So… wrong.
And ew, borscht? Nasty, vile stuff.
Borscht on the Fourth of July?? Bwah ha h ah ahah ha!!! NOICE!
Hi Cha-cha-cha! I wuv u, btw.
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.
It wasn’t better than a young Tom bandying about in his tightie-whiteys playing air guitar, because NOTHING IS….Unless they can get David Beckham to do it.
But bravo! “All the Right Mousse” and “A Few Goulash Men”= my favorites….ROTFL….
Ok, did I really write that??? I must have been suffering from insomnia…
CLEARLY this is better than Tom Cruise in his underwear. And “Miso: Impossible” is my favorite!