Do you want a silly painting of your bulldog as a geisha or your chihuahua doing karate? This is the site for you. I found it googling “pug chair” which brought me to this masterpiece.
Facts:
His poops pick up themselves.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
He keeps the map of his buried bones in a safe deposit box.
His interest in females extends beyond his species.
His Reddit karma is in the millions.
His collars are handmade by Giorgio Armani.
He doesn’t always look cute, but when he does it’s epic.
When I was trying to find something unique to give Stacy for Valentine’s Day, a livejournal friend posted a Polaroid painting that she’d commissioned. I couldn’t resist copying her idea (so not so unique but still quite special). I emailed a picture and what I was looking for to the artist and shortly thereafter I recieved this beautiful, tiny, painting of Stacy, Toca, and myself.
The Poloroid Project seems to be on a hiatus but the artist, Danny Brito, has plenty of incredible art available on his site. Check him out! Buy his stuff!
I’ve always wanted a cuckoo clock. It stems for my extreme love for the simple, colorful, shape-driven art of the Germans and Swiss. It reminds me of my favorite art of Mary Blair, an early illustrator for Disney. This year for my birthday, my sweet cuckoo bird of a boyfriend offered to buy me one of my choosing. I found one that had almost everything I wanted. It’s quartz so it doesn’t require constant attention, it’s colorful, it has an actual cuckoo bird that pokes out every hour, it plays a different song every hour, and it has a cute pendulum. The one thing it’s missing is moving characters or water mill. I’m in love with it because I fall in love with inanimate objects some times.
It’s pretty exciting that Lebron is coming to the Miami Heat. There was much rejoicing in our house as it means Stacy is pretty much guaranteed some good basketball and a successful team for which to root.
Stacy predicted all three playing in Miami a few months ago and got the domain threekingsofmiami.com in anticipation. So far just a splash page. What next?
We are considering changing our dog’s name from Toca to Pat Riley.
Well, for starters, I'm a QA Software Engineer from South Florida.
