joetheplumber.com

John McCain has been doing a ton of advertising tonight for Joe the Plumber. I checked out his website. He’s the friendliest plumber in all of Amarillo, TX. I wonder what Joe the Plumber did to get this kind of publicity. He’s probably riding high with his...

My Dog Sent Me Spam

I got this from through the email form from my dear, Toca: Name: Toca Email: toca@thetoca.net Message: Hello Chandra It is with a heavy heart that I bring you this news today. It would seem that I have recently  received an unexpected inheritance from a distant canine...

Sweet Talker

On The Soup they showed a clip of a show that did a segment on women who get these extremely lifelike doll babies and treat them as though they are real babies. The husband of one of the women said it was strange, but seemed to be alright with it. Immediately, I asked...

The Word

On bring your kid to work day, I was in a co-worker’s cube chatting and I said “f*ck” a couple of times and the guys were shushing me. So when I got home I was telling Stacy: I said, “Today, I was in co-worker’s cube and I kept saying...