When I pulled into my parking spot at home today I looked to my left and made eye contact with a guy sitting in a car talking on the phone. I opened the backdoor and got my chair out. I looked up and he was still staring at me. I got my seat back and cushion in place...

No one Ever Really Dies

Buzz Bake Sale – December 7, 2002 We arrived at 10:45 AM for the day-long festival. When we entered we got a flyer with the schedule. We assumed the last band would play around 7 but Good Charlotte wasn’t going on until 9:35 which meant we were in for a...

Cute Compliment

When I was leaving the nail salon a little boy, around 4 years old, looked me over and said, “I like your bike!”

Karaoke Stories, Part 1

I was a frequenter of karaoke for many years. I probably still would be but everyone I used to go with has moved away. I’m not dying to go, mind you, or else I would. It was probably more fun for me when I was young and liked being drunk. Anyway, over a long...


At the store an old woman, around 80, said to me, “God Bless You. You get around better than I do.” What the hell? Of course, I do. I’m young, while you are an old, old woman.